No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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