My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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