i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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