i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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