So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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