I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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