butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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