i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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