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Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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