I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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