I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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