Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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