My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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