He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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