I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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