Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
