can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
