; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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