I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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