what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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