just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I have tasted many bathrooms
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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