She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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