her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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