This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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