So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Randomize