porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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