I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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