Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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