Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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