i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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