Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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