Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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