butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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