Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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