at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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