I forgot how hot balto sounded
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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