addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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