all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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