I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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