She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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