did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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