and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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