Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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