So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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