No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I need a burrito and a hug.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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