I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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