brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
this beer tastes like vomit already
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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