so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
