I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Just puked most of my soul out..
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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