This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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