ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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